Pick Your Caption

1. "Why did I marry her? Why didn't I just put a
loaded gun in my mouth? Why God, Why?"
2. "Holy crap, look at that rear end. Somewhere,
a semi-truck is missing its 'Oversized Load' sign!"
3. "Somewhere, there's two fat girls naked in a hot tub and
I'm stuck here listening to her jabber on about health care."
4. "Sheesh, Rush is soo right - She does sound like Nurse Ratchett!"
5. "My God, does that woman never shut up?"
6. "Wow!! I really need a stiff drink!!"
7. "I wonder if Monica still has the same phone number?"
8. "I can't imagine what my life will be like if she wins!"
9. "If they only knew what she really thinks!"
10. "Were both going to Hell!"